When my father caught me...
When my father caught me smoking my first cigarette he looked at me and said:
"Son, if you are to enjoy some of this life's many vices you must also learn the danger of excess."
And thus he proceeded to sit and watch as I smoked the entire packet one drag after the other.
When my father caught me drinking my first whiskey he looked at me and said:
"Son, if you are to enjoy some of this life's many vices you must also learn the danger of excess."
And thus he proceeded to sit and watch as I drank the entire bottle one sip after another.
Alas, he never caught me in a brothel...
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